AKPORS THE GRAMMARIAN

The new Principal was walkin around
the school compound to inspect it.
He was passing along Akpors
class when he heared everybody in d class
chorusing Words and Particle after their
teacher. He was impressed so he decided to
check themout. The Principal entered.
Class: Good afternoon to u sir. God bless.
Principal: what class is this? C
lass: js 3F sir. Principal:
what is the topic u are treatin?
Class: Word Particle sir.
Principal: thats gud, am impress.
akpors their Teacher stood
aside smilin.
Class: thank u sir.
Principal: i will like to further test u.
Class: No problem sir.
Principal: ok, lets start.
Up...... Class: up uper upest
Principal: short Class:
shortshorter shortest
Principal: good Class: good, gooder,
goodest.
Principal: Thats wrong
Class: thats wrong, thats wronger, dats
wrongest.
Principal: what? Class: what, whater,
whatest.
Principal: shut up
Class: shut up, shut uper, shut upest.
Principal: na wao
Class: na wao, na waoer, na
waoest.
Principal: what kind
of class is dis? Class: what kind of class is this, what kind of class is diser, what kind of class is disest.
Principal: teacher are u lukin at them?
Class: teacher ar u lukin at them, teacher
ar u lukin at themer, teacher ar u lukin at themest.
Principal: am out abeg.
Class: am out abeg, am out abeger, am out abegest.
Teacher: lol
Class: lol loler lolest.
Principal fainted